About Crib Critic

Crib Critic gives renters and first-time apartment owners the honest room feedback a polite friend will not. Upload one photo to receive a witty AI roast and three practical improvements—free.

We believe useful design advice should not require a designer-sized budget. When you want to go beyond the roast, a one-time $9 upgrade turns your room into a complete redesign mockup with a shoppable furniture list.